Tuesday, April 19, 2011

5 Quasi-Uselessful Thoughts

during the month of march, i started keeping a list of "daily discoveries". but because i was rarely discovering something worth ink, the list transformed into a series of realizations and opinions. and then it transformed into... death, and one drawing of a whiskey glass with sad ice, before it ultimately was never updated again.

both ways, here are some clips.


well, i hope you all learned something.

6 comments:

  1. From expirience I know the sandwich part is most definitly true.

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  2. *this is not true in the case of poop-sandwiches.

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  3. Oh you don't even know. I had a sandwich today from a place called "Your Butcher, Frank" that was delicious AND neat. It contained a 1/2 pound of roast beef in just 6" of bread, and I can't help but feel like it would have been very difficult to eat, and poorly balanced, had it not been so firmly constructed. The place was hardcore, they had a dude shaving pieces off of a 1/2 cow sized hunk of flesh through a bandsaw.

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  4. **unless you are a dung beetle.

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  5. no way man. dung beetles feast mostly on herbivore poop. sometimes omnivore poop (but usually not). and as what shat that? explains, messier poop comes from meat eaters and birds-- which dung beetles stray away from.

    with that being said, even dung beetles don't prefer messy poop sandwiches. simply no one does.

    p.s. thank you for buying me a book which allowed me to prove you wrong.

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  6. All my definitive information comes from Pixar movies and they didn't make that distinction in Bug's Life.

    P.s. You're welcome, but that isn't a very good way to ensure getting future gifts.

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